quotes = [
"Don't never interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.	",
"The best thing for the inside of a man is the outside of a horse.	",
"Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.	",
"Every quarrel is a private one. Outsiders are never welcome.	",
"There never was a horse that couldn't be rode; there never was a man that couldn't be throwed.	",
"There's more ways to skin a cat than stickin' his head in a boot jack and jerkin' on his tail.	",
"Never ask a man the size of his spread.	",
"After weeks of beans and taters, even a change to taters and beans is good.	",
"Some ranchers raise pigs and some will even admit it. Either way, they're raisin' pigs.	",
"Never take to sawin' on the branch that's supportin' you, unless you're bein' hung from it.	",
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.	",
"The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.	",
"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.	",
"Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.	",
"If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.	",
"Never grumble. It makes you about as welcome as a sidewinder in a cow camp.	",
"It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.	",
"When dealin' with a slick son of a bitch, start off by pinnin' him down and changin' his oil.	",
"The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.	",
"The best way to find a lost stray is to go to the place you would go if you were a lost stray.	",
"Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.	",
"Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey.	",
"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.	",
"Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.	",
"A man with an edgy smile is like a dog with a waggin' tail: he's not happy, he's nervous.	",
"Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger 'n you think.	",
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.	",
"Always drink upstream from the herd.	",
"Generally, you ain't learnin' nothin' when your mouth is a-jawin'.	",
"Tellin' a man to go to hell and makin' him do it are two entirely different propositions.	",
"Remain independent of any source of income that will deprive you of your personal liberties.	",
"Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.	",
"Trust everybody in the game, but always cut the cards.	",
"If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.	",
"When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.	",
"No matter where you ride to, that's where you are.	",
"If you're gonna go, go like hell. If your mind's not make up, don't use your spurs.	",
"If you're sittin' at a counter eatin', leave your hat on. If you're sittin' at a table, take it off.	",
"A body can pretend to care, but they can't pretend to be there.	",
"Some things ain't funny.	",
"A lot of good luck is undeserved, but then so is a lot of bad luck.	",
"It don't matter so much how long a ride you have, as how well you ride it.	",
"You can just about always stand more 'n you think you can.	",
"Remember, even a kick in the caboose is a step forward.	",
"If you're gonna take the measure of a man, take the full measure.	",
"Don't take off too many clothes when you bed down on the trail. You might need to dress in a hurry.	",
"Always remember your horse hears and smells a whole lot more 'n you do.	",
"Just because a man takes his boots off to go wadin' don't mean he plans to swim the Atlantic.	",
"Kickin' never gets you nowheres, less'n you're a mule.	",
"Only a buzzard feeds on his friends.	",
"Don't squat with yer spurs on!	",
"When you throw your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.	",
"Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.	",
"Too much debt doubles the weight on your horse and puts another in control of the reins.	",
"No matter where you go or what you do, keep your saddle and chaps and always know where you can get a good ride.	",
"Go after life as if it's something that's got to be roped in a hurry before it gets away.	",
"Solvin' problems is like throwin' cattle. Dig your heels in on the big ones and catch the little ones 'round the neck.	",
"The only way to drive cattle fast is slowly.	",
"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.	",
"Don't let so much reality into your life that there's no room left for dreamin'.	",
"Always carry more 'n one rope. You might run across more 'n one rope can handle.	",
"A person who agrees with all your palaver is either a fool or he's gettin' ready to skin ya.	",
"Ain't never seen a wild critter feelin' sorry for itself.	",
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.	",
"The best way to keep your word is not to give it foolishly.	",
"Never miss a good chance to shut up.	",
"There's a lot more to ridin' a horse than just sittin' in the saddle and lettin' yer feet hang down.	",
"Most folks are like a barbed-wire fence. They have their good points.	",
"Nobody ever drowned himself in his own sweat.	",
"No tree is too big for a short dog to lift his leg on.	",
"Never lie unless you have to, and if you don't have a damn good lie, stick to the truth.	",
"When you get to where you're goin', the first thing to do is take care of the horse you rode in on.	",
"Honesty is not somethin' you should flirt with, you should be married to it.	",
"Wet dogs are never welcome.	",
"It doesn't matter how fast you are if the other guy is so much as a hair faster.	",
"You can't always tell a gunslinger by the way he walks.	",
"Any cowboy worth his salt has a rope hand that itches clean up to his shoulder bone.	",
"Never take another man's bet. He wouldn't offer it if he didn't know somethin' you don't.	",
"Any time a large herd moves through a civilized area there's a lot of shit to clean up.	",
"If you want to forget all your troubles, take a little walk in a brand-new pair of high-heeled ridin' boots.	",
"The first thing to do when you get up in the morning is put on your Stetson.	",
"Pick the right horse for the job.	",
"The cowboy who exaggerates too much soon finds that everyone else has left the campfire.	",
"It's rare to find a horse that everyone agrees is the best in the herd.	",
"The length of a conversation don't tell nothin' about the size of the intellect.	",
"A smart ass just don't fit in a saddle.	",
]